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Posts tagged ‘relationships’

Gifting, re-gifting and treachery

Dear Geeky, I was invited to a housewarming party recently but didn’t have time to buy a present. So, I let myself into my neighbour’s house while she was away on holiday and ‘borrowed’ one of her houseplants to gift.

The thing is, my neighbour’s due back tomorrow and I haven’t had a chance to replace her plant. What should I do? Read more

Help! I’m having an affair

Dear Geeky, I’ve been having an affair with my vegetable patch for a year now and I think my husband’s beginning to suspect. Maybe it’s the dirt under my nails or the smell of tomatoes on my clothes. Read more

Help! Green lover wants more

Dear Geeky, I’ve just started a relationship with a keen gardener whose green fingers are playing sweet music with my body and mind.

But I’ve been talking up my gardening skills just a little. I told him I grew my own vegies when I tried once and they shrivelled due to neglect. Then there’s the time I let slip I collected heirloom seeds.

Now, I’m in a pickle. My lover’s coming over to hang out in my garden. What shall I do? Read more