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Posts tagged ‘garden centre’

Grow, you f*cking plant, grow

If there’s anything guaranteed to damage a plant’s self-esteem it’s swearing at it, belittling it and directing all your vilest thoughts at it.

It’s enough to make a plant tremble, curl up its leaves and die. Read more

Advice for a shopaholic?

Dear Geeky, Before I tried gardening, I used to love shopping with my friends. Credit cards at the ready, we loved nothing better than hunting down bargains at the mall.

Now, that world is behind me. But old habits are hard to break and I’m spending my dollars down at the local garden centre. Read more